Why I’m co-sponsoring H. 4347

By Rep. Drink Small (D- Bluesville)

Guest Columnist

I was born a thirsty child, never could get enough. I said I was born a thirsty child, never could get enough. Mama would breastfeed me all day long, man that breastmilk was the stuff.

She'd breastfeed me in the church, on the farm, and in the city. Talkin' 'bout she’d breastfeed me in the church, on the farm, and in the city. And nobody said a word, 'cause Mama had great big eyes and they were pretty.

One day I was being fed, while she was shopping for some shoes. That's right -- I was being fed, and she was shopping for some shoes. Shoe store owner said no way, and I got the public breastfeeding blues.

That’s why I’m cosponsorin' H. 4347, now that I'm a grown up man. I said that's why I'm cosponsorin' H. 4347, now that I'm a grown up man. Shoe store fella said Mama can’t breastfeed there, but I say yes she can.

Representative Small is a blues physician and member of the House Ramblin' Committee.