Thursday, June 28, 2007

New Top Ten

Mark Sanford (pictured, after being forcibly subdued by state officials) vetoed 243 items in the SC budget yesterday. Vetoed line items included $20 million in “fatty fatty pork pork” to expand Medicaid programs for children; $500,000 in “pork-covered pork with pork filling” for the Dept. of Disabilities and Special Needs' disabled-friendly campground; and $1.2 million in “wee wee wee all the way home, not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin, th-th-th-that's all folks!” pork-a-rama for a dropout prevention program for at-risk students.

Some may call him “heartless,” but Gervais thinks he’s more Scarecrow than Tin Man, if you know what I’m saying. At any rate, Barbecue & Politics asks the question, what are the...


Top Ten other items Sanford vetoed from the state budget:

10) $25 for fire extinguisher, Colleton Home for Abandoned Orphans and Fireworks Depot

9) $300 for drinking straws, Palmetto Center for Armless Veterans

8) $500,000 security detail for persons threatened with sexual assault by Rep. Thad Viers

7) The Sex and the City episode where Carrie breaks up with Big – oops, that’s one of the top ten items Sanford has TiVo’d

6) Unintelligible string of “emoticons” bobtailed onto budget via text message from Sen. Glenn McConnell

5) $.75 for USC researchers to conclusively determine number of licks required to reach Tootsie Roll center of Tootsie Pop

4) $5,000 for novacaine, Kershaw Dental Clinic for Homeless Puppies

3) Throw Momma From the Train – oops, that’s one of Sanford’s top ten favorite movies featuring Danny DeVito

2) $3,000,000, electricity, South Carolina public schools

1) $800,000, construction, Mark Sanford Gubernatorial Museum and Library, Fairbanks, Alaska

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you sure that was enough funding for the Viers protection fund?

Better watch it there, or when you least expect it, he's gonna hunt you down, whereever you hide, and *** you, in the *** , you *** ... don't *** mess with him.

Anonymous said...

How about the other local politicians and well known dignitaries that played in the snow with T-Rav. I noticed that the P&C has very little about this story, jeez I wonder why. Who are they trying to protect. I hear this story hits close to home with them, those in the know, know what I’m talking about. The party in the battery, the hidden cameras, those who flipped and mentioned names. A good investigative reporter could have a field day with this story and probably sell a screenplay. City Paper and The State-keep on top of this story because you own it. The P&C doesn’t want to get dirty with this one.

Anonymous said...

I thought that was the "John Land Clarendon County Home for Abandonded Orphans and Fireworks Depot "

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