Monday, May 05, 2008

Will Folks might be delusional

I just visited the web site of former Mark Sanford spokesman Will Folks, who has now apparently completed the transition from common criminal to American hero, at least in the phone booth of his own mind.

Folks is now saying he is “standing up for” the 1st Amendment by posting recorded phone conversations a state senator made from jail.

Uh, okay.

No doubt posting someone’s telephone conversations implicates the 1st Amendment (just try to do it in China) but I think Will might be fooling himself when he says he's “standing up for” the Constitution here.

There are thousands of South Carolinians standing up for the Constitution right now. Like, I mean, they are actually under an oath to support and defend the Constitution, not just invoke its protections like the rest of us. Needless to say, I’m talking about real men and women who have vowed to fight real bad guys to protect our way of life.

And then there’s Will Folks. The closest Folks has come to combat was throwing his fiancĂ©e across a room.

Or, as he put it: “I am perfectly willing to admit that as I was trying to get her to let go of me, she may have lost her balance or been knocked off balance with sufficient momentum to cause a fall.”

Gervais says, the boy has a way with bullshit, I’ll give him that.

Don’t get me wrong, people … hearing Alec Baldwin yell at his kid over the phone changed my life for the better, and may be the reason I have cable broadband. And Folks can post any porn, poetry, phone call, or combination thereof on his blog as far as I care.

But let’s be real. That’s enjoying the First Amendment, not protecting it.

Unless, of course, he’s enjoying it with sufficient momentum as to cause it to be protected.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Grow up Ross...you have been actively using the first amendment for years to fight against the voucher movement that if something could be accomplished could save the failing education system in this state.

Now you are simply employing that same amendment to shill for your dad and his client the drunk peg legged senator. Come on Ross, give it a rest.

Anonymous said...

Folks got the phone calls from H.R. Jock Stender, the same person who gave them to SChotline, according to voices in Folks' head speaking on the condidtion of anonymity.

Anonymous said...

haha what a tool

Anonymous said...

Brilliant post!

Anonymous said...

Will Folks beats his fiance? He DID just have a post talking about how he might be getting married. Talk about redneck, Jeeze.

Anonymous said...

And he's apparently working for Bob McCalister doing PR work for payday lenders now? Grrrrreat, just what we need.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, McAlister had the lawyer-legislator lawsuits thing published on FITSnews and paid Folsk for it, so what? At least he admits it.
- Natasha

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